I like your beard. c:

vagisodium: vagisodium: i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out this post has...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:05:02 -0400

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0

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foodtrucker: i’m like an iphone i just lose energy without doing anything

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:50:13 -0400

foodtrucker:

i’m like an iphone i just lose energy without doing anything

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Sat, 18 May 2013 23:43:19 -0400

http://youtube-personalities.tumblr.com/

http://youtube-personalities.tumblr.com/

dunrath: Mayday Parade - Jersey [x]

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:40:55 -0400

dunrath:

Mayday Parade - Jersey [x]

h0llo: minccinorris: the best fucking vine video ever I’ve...

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:11:52 -0400

h0llo:

minccinorris:

the best fucking vine video ever

I’ve watched this 12 times and its so funny the little lady

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Sat, 18 May 2013 01:00:42 -0400

po-op: this tweet alone has restored my faith in Amanda Bynes.

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:58:32 -0400

po-op:

this tweet alone has restored my faith in Amanda Bynes.

So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:58:18 -0400

So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle

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sluttyoliveoil: haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:18:20 -0400

sluttyoliveoil:

haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin

andrewbreitel: this is the most beautiful thing i’ve read all...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:16:53 -0400

andrewbreitel:

this is the most beautiful thing i’ve read all day

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Sat, 18 May 2013 00:16:15 -0400

aye one time i owed the library like 400 dollas man.

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:15:25 -0400

niggaimdeadass:

it was the summer of 7th grade going to 8th

a nigga was stressed and depressed

walking home like

“how the fuck did i manage to do this to myself”

on the brink of tears everyday scared to tell my mom

luckily they had this program

“read away your fees” or some shit like that

every half an hour you sat in the library and read it took 2 dollars off

my niggas.

my mother aint see me for about a month and a half.

fakesnakes: stoner-pizza: o m g Perfect absolutely perfect

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:14:53 -0400

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Perfect absolutely perfect

"You’re single because you’re single. It’s not because you texted too much or too little or waited 33..."

Wed, 15 May 2013 10:37:22 -0400

“

You’re single because you’re single. It’s not because you texted too much or too little or waited 33 minutes to respond because he took 23. It’s not because you met up with your ex that night at 5 a.m. that no one knows about, or because you kissed another boy after a date with a loser.

You’re not single because you spit food on that date or tripped coming out the the movie theatre. You’re not single because you hurt your first boyfriend really badly when you were 15 or because you have yet, to this day, to apologize. It’s not because you were secretly jealous when your friend got a boyfriend or that a guy you dated for two months now has a really cute girlfriend and looks really happy. And you’re happy for him. But still ill that he found someone before you.

You’re not single because you slept with your ex boyfriend. You’re not single because half the world found out when you didn’t even want to remember it yourself. You’re not single because you think the guy your friend wants to hook you up with is ugly or not tall enough. It’s not because you’re not willing to put up with someone who doesn’t brush their teeth on a regular basis.

You’re not single because your standards are too high. Good for you for having standards. It’s not because you didn’t like that really, really good guy who wanted to take you on a date and you just weren’t feeling it. And it’s not because you like to wear pajama pants as soon as you get home and wash all the makeup off your face. You’re not single because you didn’t learn enough from the past or would rather chill on a Friday night with your blanket and a cold beer than shower, get ready, and go out. You’re not single because something is wrong with you.

You are single because you are single. It’s really as simple as that. You haven’t made the connection with another heart yet. You can get dolled up, dress cute, cut your hair, dye your hair, tweeze your eyebrows, put on lipstick and you may still. be. single. You can go out to a bar hoping to meet the love of your life and not find a damn one in the place attractive. And it’s going to remain that way until it’s time for you to find one. Stop hoping for it. Start living the life that you do have instead of wishing for things that you don’t have. There will come a time you’ll meet a boy and you’ll have to give up some of this single freedom you currently have. Start being more thankful. Start doing that now.

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- Amanda Crute, “Why You’re Single” (via thewastedgeneration)